Jesus Christ and Paulo Coelho, are the two main men I look highly up to and through there words am inspired.

Jesus Christ, an amazing wise and loving man, who lead a simple and humble life.
He did don’t ask for much, but gave so much.

“The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.”

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”

“What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”

Paulo Coelho, a Brazilian writer, best known for his book ‘The Alchemist’.
A very wise man with so much knowledge and passion for life.
A storyteller with the power to inspire nations and change people’s lives.

“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path.”

“Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.”

“Every blessing ignored becomes a curse”

“You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, each day brings a miracle of its own. It’s just a matter of paying attention to this miracle.”

“When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream.”

His a well subscribed member of Youtube, well known for his “dirty” sketch comedy’s and “Ghetto” character…

Shanaynay

“Is that another pubic hair?!” 2:00 – 2:06

and various other stereotyped characters…

“Hey baby, what do u want for breakfast? I know what i want…” 1:23 – 1:30

“This chocolate cake tastes like shit.” 1:38 – 1:48

So it was a lazy Sunday afternoon and i was bumming around the couch, watching TV, eating food and what not and i came across this TV show…

DO THEY EVER STOP TALKING?!

From the point 00:50 – 02:17 THERE WAS NO SILENCE, IN THE CONVERSATION AT ALL.

It was just constant, back and forth with absolutely NO PAUSE OF SILENCE.

I don’t know about you but that 2 minutes of conversation gave me a heachache.

How unrealistic was that conversation? it was far too constant, with no moment of thought at all.

This could possible be done on propose by the director, but i would have no idea why. It takes the realistic contents of a normal conversation and natural moments of pause and thought away, leaving this constant back and forth of shot to shot, of only 2 people in conversation.

Here’s a spoof made by Family Guy, of Gilmore Girls, found on Youtube.

POOR QUALITY

00:08 – 00:09 NOTICE THE SAD HAND GESTURE

00:13 – 00:15 NOTICE THE AWKWARD CHOICE OF HAT, NOT REALLY MATCHING ANYTHING

00:43 – 00:50 WAS THE CHEESY LINES NECESSARY.

Bahahaha!

Here’s a spoof, made by arabcomedyshow, on Youtube.